Q: What is the DDUI I see everywhere. Every freakin' page has a FROM: DDUI on it someplace!

A: DDUI is a personnel abbreviation for Deputy Director of Useless Information. The reason you see this ident everywhere is because we wouldn't put information on a website if we didn't think it was useless. We could tell you where to find useful information, but then we'd have to shoot you. Any MORE questions?