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Economic Intelligence
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Don't worry. The rumors you've heard about us not having the money to make Vik's Bailout Payback Plan work are a bunch of horsesh*t.Vik came up with a brand new marketing campaign for our New Economy Card that should get the ball rolling.And, just to make you feel better, Vik...
After shouting "Nobody's got a right to tell me I can't have a f*cking bonus", Banco de Puerco Chairman and CEO Vik Torino announced plans to return over $20 billion in bailout money to the U.S. Treasury."I've got a boat payment coming due," Torino told The Journal this morning. "And...