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Seems Free: Ain't Nobody Cheaper
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    SeemsFree has declined a strongly worded "request" to cooperation with Government Intelligence agents in an inquiry about a man buying large quantities of composition notebooks. It seems the GIA agents were somehow alerted that a single man, described to be in his "over forties, well over" has been...

  • We've Got Jobs

    The economy is tough everywhere, but we've got jobs at SeemsFree. In fact in the middle of all of this downturn, we're in a growth mode. Why? Because at SeemsFree, there ain't nobody cheaper. People still need food, fuel, and a bit of a nip to take off the edge...

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